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Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
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We are never deceived we deceive ourselves.
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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In soft regions are born soft men.
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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark...
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His only fault is that he has no fault.
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We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we...
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What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July I answer A day...
Quote #23765
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we...