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Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but...
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
Quote #15546
The best, most beautiful, and most perfect way that we have of expressing a...
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one...
Quote #29394
Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...