Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #25927
He who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.
Quote #24608
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Quote #13987
The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Quote #23422
Such truth as opposeth no man’s profit nor pleasure is to all men welcome.
Quote #27731
Hate the sin and love the sinner.
Quote #30019
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
Quote #8199
He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped...
Quote #30656
A book is a story for the mind. A song is a story for...