Quote #7644
No man is demolished but by himself.
Quote #6844
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #21337
There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes...
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #20735
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Quote #13954
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Quote #27949
When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...