Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #697
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Quote #3593
Why think? Why not try the experiment?
Quote #6731
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Quote #7948
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Quote #28524
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #17490
What the superior man seeks is in himself what the small man seeks is...