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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
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There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that...
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Better is the enemy of good.
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
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God is either everything, or He is nothing.
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I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
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When thou seest an eagle, thou seest a portion of genius; lift up thy...
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That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...