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Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people...
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes,...
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Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace....
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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it...
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Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...