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Vladimir: That passed the time.Estragon: It would have passed in any case.Vladimir: Yes, but...
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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your...
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only...
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist...
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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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I now have no time to be tired.