Quote #33586
I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.
Quote #33662
It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Quote #1011
It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have...
Quote #25575
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the...
Quote #16575
When things haven’t gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff...
Quote #16891
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #33823
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are...
Quote #2885
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety...