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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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Experience is a comb that is given to you, when you have already lost...
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All art is quite useless.
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A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
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And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...