Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #1400
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #16661
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you’re a thousand...
Quote #33432
If you want to catch something, running after it isn’t always the best way.
Quote #23625
We become wiser by adversity prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.
Quote #25464
Habits…the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction…You allow them...
Quote #23395
While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there...