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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
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Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams.Think not about your frustrations,...
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Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to...
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If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
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There is only one justification for universities, as distinguished from trade schools. They must...
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I look at my myself and see a stone, I look at my friends...