Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #26591
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The...
Quote #19358
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #29545
A country is considered the more civilized the more the wisdom and efficiency of...
Quote #23514
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #18878
The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one...
Quote #29388
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...