Quote #3098
He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have...
Quote #28191
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front...
Quote #9058
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
Quote #4549
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #28252
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a...
Quote #22530
There will be no whitewash in the White House. (On Watergate investigation)
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #21866
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #12900
There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison...