Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #30358
The Earth has a skin and that skin has diseases, one of those diseases...
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #6357
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Quote #34057
We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
Quote #20362
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories – those that don’t work,...
Quote #15207
What a searching preacher of self-command is the varying phenomenon of health.
Quote #7128
If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom...
Quote #18632
It ain’t over ’till it’s over.