Quote #30401
I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
Quote #3031
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #25881
False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #21018
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Quote #10357
When one door of happiness closes another opens; but we often look so long...
Quote #28474
The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
Quote #31715
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to...
Quote #31070
Language is a living, kicking, growing, flitting, evolving reality, and the teacher should spontaneously...