Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #1386
Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #11597
The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #13904
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
Quote #15736
There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of...
Quote #29208
To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do...
Quote #3969
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
Quote #9581
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want...