Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28237 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997 Quote #9717 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Juvenal Quote #29081 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The people that one bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself...
Minna Antrim Quote #352 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Yoshimi Ishikawa Quote #28888 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Americans have the will to resist because you have weapons. If you don’t have...
Paul Valery Quote #23523 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Napoleon Bonaparte Quote #25795 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Samuel Johnson Quote #5571 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
Archimedes (ca. 235 bc) Quote #6454 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.