Quote #27215
Blushing is the color of virtue.
Quote #1268
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #19258
He’s a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can’t Percieve And he’s...
Quote #9768
Nobody picks on a strong man.
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #698
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney...
Quote #10315
a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...