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Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name;...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.
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An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It’s...
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That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
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My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.