Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #29608
Failure is a path, not a destination.
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For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a...
Quote #22204
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
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Ford used to have a better idea now they don’t have a clue.
Quote #3813
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #11333
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #25716
Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy.
Quote #32868
Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...