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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
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The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
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We think so because other people all think so; or because after all, we...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer...
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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...