Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #13603
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
Quote #33910
Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #24050
Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #32627
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
Quote #32731
Have you even been in love Horrible, isn’t it It makes you so vulnrable....