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Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
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The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to...
Quote #26587
It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice. I consider the...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #21296
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
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Live life to the fullest tomorrow may never be.
Quote #19994
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #5359
Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?