Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #3597
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins...
Quote #4106
Nothing we human beings do is without emotion.
Quote #21246
There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #5709
Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring...
Quote #11757
Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an...
Quote #5898
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #34888
We are made to persist. That’s how we find out who we are.
Quote #21277
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...