Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #20860
He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
Quote #16305
I believe there are few whose view of life has not been affected by...
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #24437
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that...
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #19207
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Quote #32393
If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
Quote #9749
Oh for a book and a shady nook…
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.