Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #8589
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress,...
Quote #83
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #25239
A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of...
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #18952
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
Quote #14044
He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is...
Quote #30503
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays....
Quote #24001
Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...
Quote #33149
They say that every snowflake is different. If that were true, how could the...