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Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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One mind awake can awaken another, The second awake can awaken their next door...
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #1608
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of...
Quote #18284
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Quote #15786
Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed...