Quote #28614
To God all things are beautiful, good, and right human beings, on the other...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16800
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to...
Quote #23673
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than...
Quote #4662
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Quote #2694
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #3080
Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all associations between people and has been transferred to...
Quote #4677
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.