Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #1474
A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #24866
Everyman’s life is a fairy tale written by God’s fingers.
Quote #8031
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #24822
When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one...
Quote #19989
When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.