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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a...
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These are the soul’s changes. I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever...
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We are meant to be addicted to God, but we develop secondary addictions that...
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
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Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...