Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #16692
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #34801
He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man’s...
Quote #12466
The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients...
Quote #17872
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
Quote #33984
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #4318
There is no happiness where there is no wisdom;No wisdom but in submission to...
Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #32572
Work to survive, survive by consuming, survive to consume the hellish cycle is complete.