Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #2264
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Quote #22559
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #12058
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #3161
As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
Quote #1794
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.