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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and...
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We may run, walk, stumble, drive, or fly, but let us never lost sight...
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One must desire something to be alive.
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
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One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #30101
Friendship is the highest degree of perfection in society.