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The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed...
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The quality of an individual is reflected in the standards they set for themselves.
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Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...
Quote #25168
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
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You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #12852
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship; and it is...