Quote #6466
You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #311
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in...
Quote #1297
Give me an incubator or give me death!
Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #8127
The remarkable thing is that we really love our neighbors as ourselves: we do...
Quote #23049
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #10534
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
Quote #21030
Slow and steady wins the race.
Quote #34782
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.