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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
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It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
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No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money...
Quote #30039
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Quote #18401
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.