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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
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Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.
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No greater nor more affectionate honor can be conferred on an American than to...
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need...
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
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Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
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You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything...
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When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...