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You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
Quote #643
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
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The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything....
Quote #21076
If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.
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You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.