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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
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And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military...
Quote #2570
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Quote #6891
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #1048
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
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You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?