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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
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To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
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We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
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Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
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If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.