Quote #13999
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #26447
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
Quote #24439
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring,...
Quote #10251
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #22366
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #2771
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Quote #14852
A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love...
Quote #2174
…a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a...