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The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
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Let tears flow of their own accord: their flowing is not inconsistent with inward...
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The man who acts never has any conscience no one has any conscience but...
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news...
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Since when was genius found respectable?
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be...
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
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No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...