Quote #22533
As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few...
Quote #22054
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...
Quote #22976
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.
Quote #23468
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
Quote #1736
For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #5644
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #3922
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do...
Quote #5670
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.