Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #7597
A really great man is known by three signs… generosity in the design, humanity...
Quote #8808
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
Quote #9402
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done...
Quote #9978
If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking,...
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
Quote #29194
The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.