Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #1879
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #23321
I was alarmed at my doctor’s report He said I was sound as a...
Quote #19962
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #17525
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
Quote #21893
It’s good to shut up sometimes.
Quote #13624
We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse.
Quote #9523
It is better to think too much, than to think too little