Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #26342
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One...
Quote #6040
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Quote #10984
For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest...
Quote #14800
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #19661
He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so...
Quote #27863
Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.