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Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
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Too many people confine their exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills, stretching...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...
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The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless...
Quote #9369
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
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We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
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Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death
Quote #11380
By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible.