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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there’s only one...
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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Are you bored with life Then throw yourself into some work you believe in...
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Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.
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Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%.
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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to...
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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called...