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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more...
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Fate leads the willing and drags along the unwilling. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
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The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few...
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What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and...
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Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.
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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
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My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to...